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##How exciting!
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[This is my [[first home->DEPOSIT1]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[I'm no stranger to the [[property ladder->RICH]].]
###{(if: (history:) contains "BUY")[Oh, you were hoping to buy? Don't worry — you'll feel right at home in one of our lovingly maintained rental properties.](else:)[Great! Let's get you settled into your dream home(link:"*")[(t8n:"dissolve")(show:?lease)].]}
''1. What kind of property are you looking for?''
(dropdown: 2bind $property,"house","unit","anything")
''2. Choose the most important feature.''
(dropdown: 2bind $feature1,"natural light","near public transport","space and storage")
''3. Which inclusion won't you compromise on?''
(dropdown: 2bind $feature2,"a bathtub","air conditioning","balcony or yard")
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###(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:9.5s)[''It's time for you to ''(text-style:"emboss")[''[[PRE-APPLY]]''.]]
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|lease)[(text-size:0.4)[*For at least six months.]]##Check out these great houses!
###Don't wait – book an inspection:
[[HOUSE 1]] is a vintage classic with great underhouse storage.
[[HOUSE 2]] is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'.
[[HOUSE 3]] boasts great views of the city and an easy walk to buses.
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(elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.]
(elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.]
(else:)+(text-size:0.5)[Apply now for [[HOUSE 1|H1 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 2|H2 APPLY]] or [[HOUSE 3|H3 APPLY]].
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Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[
(set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?"))
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(else:)[(go-to: "HOUSES")]
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You've been taking notes as you go; here is your summary of inspections so far:
(if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: "
— //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: "
— //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: "
— //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: "
— //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: "
— //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]
]
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(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT2]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)+(text-indent:72)[Eesh, I'm not quite there [[yet->RENT]].]
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<br>##Check out these great apartments!
###Don't wait – book an inspection:
[[UNIT 1]] is a spacious townhouse right near the train.
[[UNIT 2]] boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony.
[[UNIT 3]] is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle.
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(elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.]
(elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.]
(else:)+(text-size:0.5)[APPLY NOW for [[UNIT 1|U1 APPLY]], [[UNIT 2|U2 APPLY]] or [[UNIT 3|U3 APPLY]].<br><br>
Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[
(set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?"))
(if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")]
(else:)[(go-to: "UNITS")]
]? Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?]
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(if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: "
— //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: "
— //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: "
— //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: "
— //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: "
— //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]
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(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT4]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Maybe I should stick to [[renting|RENT]] for now.]
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(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT3]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Perhaps I can save up while [[renting->RENT]].]
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(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT5]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Oh, okay. I guess I'll keep [[renting|RENT]]?]
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(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->RICH]].]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Back to [[renting|RENT]] it is!]
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<br>You've got good taste!
To speed up the approvals process, complete our quick pre-application form.
''1. Your (text-style:"underline")[full name]:''
(input-box: bind $name1, "X=", 1)
''2. The (text-style:"underline")[full names] of any additional tenants:''
(input-box: bind $name2, "X=", 1)
''3. Do you have any history of debt?''
(dropdown: 2bind $history,"HECS or student loans", "credit card debt", "unpaid parking tickets", "not applicable")
''4. Are you willing to submit to a police check?''
(checkbox: bind $policecheck, "yes")
''6. Do you currently have a pet?''
(dropdown: 2bind $pet,"no", "cat", "dog", "exotic animal")
''7. If yes, please enter your (text-style:"underline")[pet's name]:''
(input-box: bind $name3, "X=", 1)
''7. As a renter, how often would you say you submit (text-style:"underline")[maintainance requests]?''
(dropdown: 2bind $maintainance,"never","once per year","once a quarter","as issues arise")
''8. For security reasons, please enter your (text-style:"underline")[mother's maiden name]:''
(input-box: bind $name2, "X=", 1)
''9. Are you ready to upload your (text-style:"underline")[evidentiary documents] (three months' payslips; three months' bank statements; original birth certificate or passport; social media usernames and passwords; and proof of time of birth)?''
(force-input: bind _cmd, "Yes, I'm ready.")
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[Thank you! Let's inspect some {(if: $property is 'unit')[
great [[apartments|UNITS]]!
](else-if: $property is 'house')[
bonza [[houses|HOUSES]].
](else: )[top [[properties|ALL]]!]}] ''UNIT 1'' is a spacious townhouse right near the train.
''RENT:'' $640/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[You peer inside the sloeblack,
slow, black, crowblack (link-reveal: "aircon unit.
")
[// We find it easier, actually,
to get the maintenance done
once the tenant is in.//]{(if: $feature2 is 'near public transport')[
When you checked the map,
you couldn't find the station.]}]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[The little yard backs onto tracks. (link-reveal:"You ask the agent.
")
[ //Ah. It's the coal line. You won't hear it much!//]
On every surface ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[a fine and oily soot.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[(link-reveal: "//But so much natural light!//
")
[The master bedroom's large, bright window
overlooks vans and a long hearse opposite.
A thread of steam rises from the (link-reveal: "crematorium.")[
//Such a quiet street.//]]]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U1 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[
[[//more units//|UNITS]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]
''UNIT 2'' boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony!
''RENT:'' $610/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[(link-reveal: "The screen door comes off in the agent’s hands.
")
[// We’ll have that fixed, of course.//]{(if: $feature2 is 'balcony or yard')[
The balcony, radioactive with sun, melts
the blinds: gap-toothed, stuck and sticky.]}]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[(link-reveal: "Has the bond clean been done?
")
[ //Oh, yes. It’s had a clean.//]
The photos were pristine ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[and from 2011.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[(link-reveal: "And the weird marks on the walls?
")
[//Just patch marks from the last tenants.//]
You rub one away with a finger. The carpet
is worn down to (link-reveal: "wispy combover.
")[//Oh, the owner, I’ve asked him,
you know — he lacks the liquid
to redo the paint or carpets.//]]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8s)[{(if: $feature2 is 'space and storage')[//He has 38 properties. Busy guy.//]}]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U2 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[
[[//more units//|UNITS]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]
''UNIT 3'' is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle.
''RENT:'' $590/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[The agent first tours you round the complex
amenities:] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[BBQ area!] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[pool!] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:3s)[garden!]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)[The ground-floor unit looks onto (link-reveal: "all these —")[
or it would, but unwieldy mock orange hems all //two// windows.]
(link-reveal:"//It's so private.//")[ At 10am, it's midnight inside.]]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[The agent flicks on a lightning storm of (link-reveal: "fluoros")[
that throw shadows of mildew across popcorn ceiling.]]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9s)[The air is still and slick.
In the little garden, you spot torpedos
from a Nerf gun lodged in the hedge.]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U3 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[
[[//more units//|UNITS]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]
''HOUSE 1'' is a vintage classic with great storage!
''RENT:'' $710/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[If you were ready to buy,
you'd call this ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[the fixer-upper.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[The agent points out (link-reveal:"heritage details")[:
crown moulding peeling back like hangnails.]]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5.5s)[Two great-sized bedrooms (no screens)]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[and {(if: $feature1 is 'bathtub')[a clawfoot in a stunning gallery of a (link-reveal:"bathroom")[
mould abstracted in a mural
of pink and black splashes]](else:)[the original kitchen, full of charm
charred into the rusted cooktop]}.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9s)[And so much (link-reveal: "under-house storage")[
where a creek tracks refreshing rivulets in the dirt foundation.]]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H1 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[
[[//more houses//|HOUSES]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]''HOUSE 2'' is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'.
''RENT:'' $735/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[//Okay//, admits the agent: //technically
it's a duplex, but the best thing is the (link-reveal: "new fittings.")[
New kitchen, new paint job, brand new vinyl flooring.
New light fittings even!]//]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Great view of the creek, and (link-reveal: "low-
maintainance")[ too. //You'll share the yard
with the neighbours, who love a natter.//]]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[You take another look at the place
from across the road:](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7.5s)[ its siding wears
the bloated scars of flood,](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8.5s)[ hastily whitewashed.]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H2 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[
[[//more houses//|HOUSES]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]
''HOUSE 3'' is a suburban dream with an easy walk to buses.
''RENT:'' $830/week
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[At first you think, //this is far too large// —]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[a grand McMansion nestled in the suburban dream.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[The agent leads you into the warren, all corridors.
More accordian than hallway,] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[warped and squeezing
the summer] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8.5s)[into solid wet blocks of heat.]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9.5s)[{(if: $feature2 is 'air conditioning')[
An old ceiling fan in the living room
ripples a pool of oozing lava.
]}]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10.5s)[The agent's voice echoes down a corridor:
//The closest bus stop is just//(link-reveal:" //across the road//
")
[and runs every hour until six — except Sundays,
with an easy hour's ride off-peak into work.]]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H3 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[
[[//more houses//|HOUSES]]!
](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]
##Check out these great rentals!
###Don't wait – book an inspection:
[[UNIT 1]] is a spacious townhouse right near the train.
[[UNIT 2]] boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony.
[[UNIT 3]] is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle.
[[HOUSE 1]] is a vintage classic with great underhouse storage.
[[HOUSE 2]] is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'.
[[HOUSE 3]] boasts great views of the city and an easy walk to buses.
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(if: _tagACount is 0)+(text-size:0.5)[Now go ahead and //getrealestate//!]
(elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.]
(elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.]
(elseif: _tagACount is 3)+(text-size:0.5)[Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?]
(elseif: _tagACount is 4)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't your parents have a spare room? (link: "Don't panic")[
(set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?"))
(if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")]
(else:)[(go-to: "ALL")]] — APPLY NOW for one of these stunning properties.]
(else:)+(text-size:0.5)[APPLY NOW for [[UNIT 1|U1 APPLY]], [[UNIT 2|U2 APPLY]], [[UNIT 3|U3 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 1|H1 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 2|H2 APPLY]] or [[HOUSE 3|H3 APPLY]].
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Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[
(set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?"))
(if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")]
(else:)[(go-to: "ALL")]
]? Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?]
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(if: (history:) contains "ALL")[(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[
You've been taking notes as you go; here is your summary of inspections so far:
(if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: "
— //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: "
— //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: "
— //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: "
— //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: "
— //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]
]
Hello, (print: $name1).
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Here is your personal summary of inspections:
(if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print: "• ''UNIT 1:'' //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: "
• ''UNIT 2:'' //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: "
• ''UNIT 3:'' //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: "
• ''HOUSE 1:'' //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: "
• ''HOUSE 2:'' //a flood shared is a flood halved/")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: "
• ''HOUSE 3:'' //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]
''Which property would you like to apply for?''
{(if: $property is 'unit') (dropdown: 2bind $UnitApply, "Unit 1", "Unit 2", "Unit 3")(else-if: $property is 'house')[ (dropdown: 2bind $HouseApply, "House 1", "House 2", "House 3")](else: )(dropdown: 2bind $AllApply, "Unit 1", "Unit 2", "Unit 3", "House 1", "House 2", "House 3")}
Right now, it's (current-date:).
''Are you ready to upload your (text-style:"underline")[evidentiary documents] (three months' payslips; three months' bank statements; original birth certificate or passport; social media usernames and passwords; and proof of time of birth)?''
(force-input: bind _cmd, "I am ready to apply.")
(set:$daily to true)(set:$weekly to true)(set:$news to true)To unsubscribe from ''getrealestate.com.au'''s email digests, simply type 'I don't want to receive helpful emails.' in the box below:
(force-input: bind _cmd, "Subscribe me!")
(checkbox: 2bind $daily, " Daily digests")
(checkbox: 2bind $weekly, " Weekly digests")
(checkbox: 2bind $news, " News and offers")
Save preferences and (link-goto: "go back", (history:)'s last) to what you were doing.(set: $makeCake to (confirm: "Transform your best friend into a cake?", "Do not", "Please do"))
someone offered $50 over the asking price/a full year's rent upfront/the landlord's son moved in --> back to 'all properties'
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You've
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(elseif: _tagACount is 1)[been through passages tagged with "A" once]
(else:)[been through passages tagged with "A" _tagACount times]
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(set: $desperate to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?", "No!", "I'll take anything."))]
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</script>(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 1''.]
(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; another applicant just offered $50 over the listed price.]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'unit')[
[[another unit|UNITS]]!
](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 2''.]
(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[{(if: $pet is 'cat')[
We're sorry; your rental history shows (print: $name3) scratches up windowsills and flyscreens.
](else-if: $pet is 'dog')[We're sorry; your rental history shows (print: $name3) barks at property managers.
](else-if: $pet is 'exotic animal')[We're sorry; fire safety regulations unfortunately mean this building doesn't have the capacity for pets. Yes, even little (print: $name3).
](else: )[We're sorry; there were 43 applicants and you just missed out this time.]}]
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[[another unit|UNITS]]!
](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 3''.]
(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[{(if: $history is 'HECS or student loans')[
We're sorry; we'd like to see some evidence of savings before your next application.
](else-if: $history is 'credit card debt')[We're sorry; we'd like to see some evidence of savings before your next application.
](else-if: $pet is 'unpaid parking tickets')[We're sorry; we've been informed you are irresponsible with fines and are concerned for the safety of the property.
](else: )[We're so sorry; the owner has decided to put the property on the market instead.]}]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'unit')[
[[another unit|UNITS]]!
](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 1''.]
(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; your rental history shows you didn't replace spent lightbulbs at the end of your last tenancy.]
###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'houses')[
[[another house|HOUSES]]!
](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 2''.]
(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; our records show that your close relative — surname: (print: $name2) — has a criminal record and/or history of debt; our policy assumes that the apple never falls far from the tree.]
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](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).]
(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 3''.]
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We're sorry; your references state excessive wear and tear was left after your most recent tenancy.
](else-if: $maintainence is 'once a quarter')[We're sorry; your references state a dead moth was located in a light fixture following at the end of your most recent tenancy.
](else-if: $maintainence is 'once a month')[We're sorry; your references state a dead moth was located in a light fixture following at the end of your most recent tenancy.
](else: )[We're so sorry; the landlord's son needs to move in urgently.]}]
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