housing simulator 2023

(t8n:"pulse")[[[<img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53423607750_1da0ffc0fc_b.jpg"width="300" height="300" alt="''Buy property.''">->BUY]]]                                                  (t8n:"pulse")[[[<img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53422254737_755cc0c7ef_b.jpg"width="300" height="300" alt="''Buy property.''">->RENT]]]

##How exciting! (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[This is my [[first home->DEPOSIT1]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[I'm no stranger to the [[property ladder->RICH]].]

###{(if: (history:) contains "BUY")[Oh, you were hoping to buy? Don't worry — you'll feel right at home in one of our lovingly maintained rental properties.](else:)[Great! Let's get you settled into your dream home(link:"*")[(t8n:"dissolve")(show:?lease)].]} ''1. What kind of property are you looking for?'' (dropdown: 2bind $property,"house","unit","anything") ''2. Choose the most important feature.'' (dropdown: 2bind $feature1,"natural light","near public transport","space and storage") ''3. Which inclusion won't you compromise on?'' (dropdown: 2bind $feature2,"a bathtub","air conditioning","balcony or yard") (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:6.5s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8.5s)[Thanks! We are now matching you to the perfect properties.] ###(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:9.5s)[''It's time for you to ''(text-style:"emboss")[''[[PRE-APPLY]]''.]] |lease)[(text-size:0.4)[*For at least six months.]]

##Check out these great houses! ###Don't wait – book an inspection: [[HOUSE 1]] is a vintage classic with great underhouse storage. [[HOUSE 2]] is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'. [[HOUSE 3]] boasts great views of the city and an easy walk to buses. { (set: _tagACount to (find: _p where _p's tags contains "visit", ...(altered: _n via (passage: _n), ...(history:)))'s length) (if: _tagACount is 0)+(text-size:0.5)[Now go ahead and //getrealestate//!] (elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.] (elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.] (else:)+(text-size:0.5)[Apply now for [[HOUSE 1|H1 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 2|H2 APPLY]] or [[HOUSE 3|H3 APPLY]]. Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[ (set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?")) (if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")] (else:)[(go-to: "HOUSES")] ]? Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?] } (b4r:"dotted")+(text-size:0.5)[                                                                (if: (history:) contains "HOUSES")[(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[ You've been taking notes as you go; here is your summary of inspections so far:     (if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: " — //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: " — //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: " — //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: " — //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: " — //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]  ]

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Great! Let's take a look at your savings. For your deposit, you'll need $70 000. (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT2]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)+(text-indent:72)[Eesh, I'm not quite there [[yet->RENT]].]

##Check out these great apartments! ###Don't wait – book an inspection: [[UNIT 1]] is a spacious townhouse right near the train. [[UNIT 2]] boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony. [[UNIT 3]] is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle. { (set: _tagACount to (find: _p where _p's tags contains "visit", ...(altered: _n via (passage: _n), ...(history:)))'s length) (if: _tagACount is 0)+(text-size:0.5)[Now go ahead and //getrealestate//!] (elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.] (elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.] (else:)+(text-size:0.5)[APPLY NOW for [[UNIT 1|U1 APPLY]], [[UNIT 2|U2 APPLY]] or [[UNIT 3|U3 APPLY]]. Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[ (set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?")) (if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")] (else:)[(go-to: "UNITS")] ]? Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?] } (b4r:"dotted")+(text-size:0.5)[                                                                (if: (history:) contains "UNITS")[(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[ You've been taking notes as you go; here is your summary of inspections so far:     (if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: " — //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: " — //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: " — //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: " — //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: " — //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]  ]

(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Your transaction has timed out. For your deposit, you'll need $100 000.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT4]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Maybe I should stick to [[renting|RENT]] for now.]

(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Your transaction has timed out. For your deposit, you'll need $85 000.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT3]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Perhaps I can save up while [[renting->RENT]].]

(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Your transaction has timed out. For your deposit, you'll need $150 000.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->DEPOSIT5]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Oh, okay. I guess I'll keep [[renting|RENT]]?]

(t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Your transaction has timed out. For your deposit, you'll need $250 000.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)+(text-indent:72)[Yes! I've saved up and I'm ready to [[buy->RICH]].] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)+(text-indent:72)[Back to [[renting|RENT]] it is!]

You've got good taste! To speed up the approvals process, complete our quick pre-application form. ''1. Your (text-style:"underline")[full name]:'' (input-box: bind $name1, "X=", 1) ''2. The (text-style:"underline")[full names] of any additional tenants:'' (input-box: bind $name2, "X=", 1) ''3. Do you have any history of debt?'' (dropdown: 2bind $history,"HECS or student loans", "credit card debt", "unpaid parking tickets", "not applicable") ''4. Are you willing to submit to a police check?'' (checkbox: bind $policecheck, "yes") ''6. Do you currently have a pet?'' (dropdown: 2bind $pet,"no", "cat", "dog", "exotic animal") ''7. If yes, please enter your (text-style:"underline")[pet's name]:'' (input-box: bind $name3, "X=", 1) ''7. As a renter, how often would you say you submit (text-style:"underline")[maintainance requests]?'' (dropdown: 2bind $maintainance,"never","once per year","once a quarter","as issues arise") ''8. For security reasons, please enter your (text-style:"underline")[mother's maiden name]:'' (input-box: bind $name2, "X=", 1) ''9. Are you ready to upload your (text-style:"underline")[evidentiary documents] (three months' payslips; three months' bank statements; original birth certificate or passport; social media usernames and passwords; and proof of time of birth)?'' (force-input: bind _cmd, "Yes, I'm ready.") (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[Thank you! Let's inspect some {(if: $property is 'unit')[ great [[apartments|UNITS]]! ](else-if: $property is 'house')[ bonza [[houses|HOUSES]]. ](else: )[top [[properties|ALL]]!]}]

''UNIT 1'' is a spacious townhouse right near the train. ''RENT:'' $640/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[You peer inside the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack (link-reveal: "aircon unit. ") [// We find it easier, actually, to get the maintenance done once the tenant is in.//]{(if: $feature2 is 'near public transport')[ When you checked the map, you couldn't find the station.]}] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[The little yard backs onto tracks. (link-reveal:"You ask the agent. ") [ //Ah. It's the coal line. You won't hear it much!//] On every surface ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[a fine and oily soot.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[(link-reveal: "//But so much natural light!// ") [The master bedroom's large, bright window overlooks vans and a long hearse opposite. A thread of steam rises from the (link-reveal: "crematorium.")[ //Such a quiet street.//]]] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U1 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[//more units//|UNITS]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

''UNIT 2'' boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony! ''RENT:'' $610/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[(link-reveal: "The screen door comes off in the agent’s hands. ") [// We’ll have that fixed, of course.//]{(if: $feature2 is 'balcony or yard')[ The balcony, radioactive with sun, melts the blinds: gap-toothed, stuck and sticky.]}] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[(link-reveal: "Has the bond clean been done? ") [ //Oh, yes. It’s had a clean.//] The photos were pristine ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[and from 2011.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[(link-reveal: "And the weird marks on the walls? ") [//Just patch marks from the last tenants.//] You rub one away with a finger. The carpet is worn down to (link-reveal: "wispy combover. ")[//Oh, the owner, I’ve asked him, you know — he lacks the liquid to redo the paint or carpets.//]] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8s)[{(if: $feature2 is 'space and storage')[//He has 38 properties. Busy guy.//]}] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U2 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[//more units//|UNITS]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

''UNIT 3'' is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle. ''RENT:'' $590/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[The agent first tours you round the complex amenities:] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[BBQ area!] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[pool!] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:3s)[garden!] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5s)[The ground-floor unit looks onto (link-reveal: "all these —")[ or it would, but unwieldy mock orange hems all //two// windows.] (link-reveal:"//It's so private.//")[ At 10am, it's midnight inside.]] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[The agent flicks on a lightning storm of (link-reveal: "fluoros")[ that throw shadows of mildew across popcorn ceiling.]] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9s)[The air is still and slick. In the little garden, you spot torpedos from a Nerf gun lodged in the hedge.] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10s)[[[//Apply now//|U3 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[//more units//|UNITS]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

''HOUSE 1'' is a vintage classic with great storage! ''RENT:'' $710/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[If you were ready to buy, you'd call this ](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2s)[the fixer-upper.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[The agent points out (link-reveal:"heritage details")[: crown moulding peeling back like hangnails.]] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:5.5s)[Two great-sized bedrooms (no screens)] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[and {(if: $feature1 is 'bathtub')[a clawfoot in a stunning gallery of a (link-reveal:"bathroom")[ mould abstracted in a mural of pink and black splashes]](else:)[the original kitchen, full of charm charred into the rusted cooktop]}.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9s)[And so much (link-reveal: "under-house storage")[ where a creek tracks refreshing rivulets in the dirt foundation.]] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H1 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[ [[//more houses//|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

''HOUSE 2'' is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'. ''RENT:'' $735/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[//Okay//, admits the agent: //technically it's a duplex, but the best thing is the (link-reveal: "new fittings.")[ New kitchen, new paint job, brand new vinyl flooring. New light fittings even!]//] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Great view of the creek, and (link-reveal: "low- maintainance")[ too. //You'll share the yard with the neighbours, who love a natter.//]] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[You take another look at the place from across the road:](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7.5s)[ its siding wears the bloated scars of flood,](t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8.5s)[ hastily whitewashed.] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H2 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[ [[//more houses//|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

''HOUSE 3'' is a suburban dream with an easy walk to buses. ''RENT:'' $830/week (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[At first you think, //this is far too large// —] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[a grand McMansion nestled in the suburban dream.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[The agent leads you into the warren, all corridors. More accordian than hallway,] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:7s)[warped and squeezing the summer] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:8.5s)[into solid wet blocks of heat.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:9.5s)[{(if: $feature2 is 'air conditioning')[ An old ceiling fan in the living room ripples a pool of oozing lava. ]}] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:10.5s)[The agent's voice echoes down a corridor: //The closest bus stop is just//(link-reveal:" //across the road// ") [and runs every hour until six — except Sundays, with an easy hour's ride off-peak into work.]] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:11s)[[[//Apply now//|H3 APPLY]] or inspect {(if: $property is 'house')[ [[//more houses//|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[ [[//more properties//|ALL]].]}]

##Check out these great rentals! ###Don't wait – book an inspection: [[UNIT 1]] is a spacious townhouse right near the train. [[UNIT 2]] boasts a great layout and an entertainer's balcony. [[UNIT 3]] is a serene retreat from the hustle and bustle. [[HOUSE 1]] is a vintage classic with great underhouse storage. [[HOUSE 2]] is bright and airy, with a yard made for grillin'. [[HOUSE 3]] boasts great views of the city and an easy walk to buses. { (set: _tagACount to (find: _p where _p's tags contains "visit", ...(altered: _n via (passage: _n), ...(history:)))'s length) (if: _tagACount is 0)+(text-size:0.5)[Now go ahead and //getrealestate//!] (elseif: _tagACount is 1)+(text-size:0.5)[One down! Let's keep looking.] (elseif: _tagACount is 2)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't stress! The perfect place is just around the corner.] (elseif: _tagACount is 3)+(text-size:0.5)[Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?] (elseif: _tagACount is 4)+(text-size:0.5)[Don't your parents have a spare room? (link: "Don't panic")[ (set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?")) (if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")] (else:)[(go-to: "ALL")]] — APPLY NOW for one of these stunning properties.] (else:)+(text-size:0.5)[APPLY NOW for [[UNIT 1|U1 APPLY]], [[UNIT 2|U2 APPLY]], [[UNIT 3|U3 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 1|H1 APPLY]], [[HOUSE 2|H2 APPLY]] or [[HOUSE 3|H3 APPLY]]. Your current lease is (t8n:"pulse")[ending soon], and (link: "nothing suits")[ (set: $Choice to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?")) (if: $Choice)[(go-to: "panicking")] (else:)[(go-to: "ALL")] ]? Have you considered [[buying|BUY]] a place of your own?] } (b4r:"dotted")+(text-size:0.5)[                                                                (if: (history:) contains "ALL")[(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[ You've been taking notes as you go; here is your summary of inspections so far:     (if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print:" — //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: " — //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: " — //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: " — //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: " — //a flood shared is a flood halved//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: " — //deluxe hotbox palace//")]]]  ]

Hello, (print: $name1). (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4s)[Here is your personal summary of inspections: (if: (history:) contains "UNIT 1")[(print: "• ''UNIT 1:'' //coal-dusted townhouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 2")[(print: " • ''UNIT 2:'' //radioactive penthouse//")](if: (history:) contains "UNIT 3")[(print: " • ''UNIT 3:'' //cave (perfect for vampires, bears)//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 1")[(print: " • ''HOUSE 1:'' //the unfixable fixer-upper//")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 2")[(print: " • ''HOUSE 2:'' //a flood shared is a flood halved/")](if: (history:) contains "HOUSE 3")[(print: " • ''HOUSE 3:'' //deluxe hotbox palace//")]] ''Which property would you like to apply for?'' {(if: $property is 'unit') (dropdown: 2bind $UnitApply, "Unit 1", "Unit 2", "Unit 3")(else-if: $property is 'house')[ (dropdown: 2bind $HouseApply, "House 1", "House 2", "House 3")](else: )(dropdown: 2bind $AllApply, "Unit 1", "Unit 2", "Unit 3", "House 1", "House 2", "House 3")} Right now, it's (current-date:). ''Are you ready to upload your (text-style:"underline")[evidentiary documents] (three months' payslips; three months' bank statements; original birth certificate or passport; social media usernames and passwords; and proof of time of birth)?'' (force-input: bind _cmd, "I am ready to apply.")

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(set: $makeCake to (confirm: "Transform your best friend into a cake?", "Do not", "Please do")) someone offered $50 over the asking price/a full year's rent upfront/the landlord's son moved in --> back to 'all properties' { (set: _tagACount to (find: _p where _p's tags contains "visit", ...(altered: _n via (passage: _n), ...(history:)))'s length) You've (if: _tagACount is 0)[never been through passages tagged with "A"] (elseif: _tagACount is 1)[been through passages tagged with "A" once] (else:)[been through passages tagged with "A" _tagACount times] } (set: $desperate to (confirm: "Take whatever the agent offers?", "No!", "I'll take anything."))] <script> var audio = document.createElement('audio'); audio.src = 'RELEVANT MP3 URL THO'; audio.loop = true; audio.play(); </script>

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 1''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; another applicant just offered $50 over the listed price.] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[another unit|UNITS]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 2''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[{(if: $pet is 'cat')[ We're sorry; your rental history shows (print: $name3) scratches up windowsills and flyscreens. ](else-if: $pet is 'dog')[We're sorry; your rental history shows (print: $name3) barks at property managers. ](else-if: $pet is 'exotic animal')[We're sorry; fire safety regulations unfortunately mean this building doesn't have the capacity for pets. Yes, even little (print: $name3). ](else: )[We're sorry; there were 43 applicants and you just missed out this time.]}] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[another unit|UNITS]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''UNIT 3''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[{(if: $history is 'HECS or student loans')[ We're sorry; we'd like to see some evidence of savings before your next application. ](else-if: $history is 'credit card debt')[We're sorry; we'd like to see some evidence of savings before your next application. ](else-if: $pet is 'unpaid parking tickets')[We're sorry; we've been informed you are irresponsible with fines and are concerned for the safety of the property. ](else: )[We're so sorry; the owner has decided to put the property on the market instead.]}] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'unit')[ [[another unit|UNITS]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 1''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; your rental history shows you didn't replace spent lightbulbs at the end of your last tenancy.] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'houses')[ [[another house|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 2''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[We're sorry; our records show that your close relative — surname: (print: $name2) — has a criminal record and/or history of debt; our policy assumes that the apple never falls far from the tree.] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'houses')[ [[another house|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:0.5s)[Hello, (print: $name1).] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:1s)[We are processing your application for ''HOUSE 3''.] (t8n:"pulse")+(transition-delay:2s)[⌛] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:2.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:3.5s)[.] (t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:4.5s)[{(if: $maintainence is 'as issues arise')[ We're sorry; your references state excessive wear and tear was left after your most recent tenancy. ](else-if: $maintainence is 'once a quarter')[We're sorry; your references state a dead moth was located in a light fixture following at the end of your most recent tenancy. ](else-if: $maintainence is 'once a month')[We're sorry; your references state a dead moth was located in a light fixture following at the end of your most recent tenancy. ](else: )[We're so sorry; the landlord's son needs to move in urgently.]}] ###(t8n:"dissolve")+(transition-delay:6s)[Inspect or apply for {(if: $property is 'houses')[ [[another house|HOUSES]]! ](else: )[[[another property|ALL]].]}]

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